As Kelly contemplated what had happened he couldn’t help but curse. 'I don’t believe the cops think I had something to do with some dead Spanish guy. I have to sort this shit out.'
He quickly contacted his fellow suspects except for X who wanted no part of it and arranged for them to meet at Ricardo's house.
By the time M and David Addison arrived, Rob and Kelly were already in the house. They met at the front door just in time to see Daly tear up the drive way and handbrake into a space.
"How the hell did ye get into the house?" he asked.
"The window was open" Kelly said "If your window is open anyone can enter your house."
"Kelly broke the widow with a rock" said Rob.
"Accidentally." screamed Kelly "I was merely knocking on the door to see if anyone was home"
"Except by door you mean window and by knocking mean throwing a rock at it." Mewsed Rob.
"Ah who gives a shit lets get inside” stated Kelly.
As they walked in Davit Addison smoked his pipe and sipped on a glass of Merlot. As M entered the room he scoffed.
"I fucking hate Merlot" he said as he brushed past David Addison to take a seat in the corner.
They all took a seat and Kelly began to out line there problem and they discussed the one line comment on a blog which had lead to this problem. This soon degraded into an argument.
"Twelve angry men" Daly said.
"Ya but there are only 5 of us?" stated Kelly.
"No. I'm like twelve angry men" Daly said "I have a fucking sangich at home I could be eating, instead I am here listening to you dick heads."
"Hey I'm just stoked that it wasn't me who was killed" said rob "I had this weird feeling that some one was going to kill me. 'Oh well luck someone else and not me' I always say."
"I have never heard you say that" said M.
"'Oh well luck someone else and not me'. That’s twice M" taunted Rob.
"Ok this isn’t helping, let’s try to figure out what we can do to sort this mess out." stated Kelly "Does anyone know if there is any way to get us out of this."
"Well" laughed David Addison "I think us sitting in side the murdered guy’s house after breaking in, is not the best way to get out of this."
"It's ok the window was open" said Kelly.
"No it wasn't" screamed Daily "You broke the window and even if it was open you cannot enter a house if a window is open. If that was true you would have every scumbag in the area in your house every time you wanted to open a window."
"This house is damned" said a voice.
"Who said that?" Kelly asked.
"I didn’t hear anything" said M looking around.
Kelly thought that he saw a figure in the kitchen and ran in, but found no one. He walked outside but still found no one. When he walked back into the sitting room everyone else was crowded around the liquor cabinet.
"What the fuck" screamed Kelly, "You’re stealing the booze?"
"Well we did just break in?" stated David Addison.
"Fuck ya give me a bottle of something expensive" laughed Kelly.
As the hours passed the lads got more and more drunk. David Addison bumped into the table and the lads burst out laughing.
"Oh well luck someone else and not me". shouted Rob" That’s three times M. Wwaaa."
Kelly staggered into the kitchen and looked out the window. He could swear that he saw someone at the end of the garden.
Later that night Kelly lay on the store room floor and could only think 'Oh my God he’s in my head’. I have to get out, even if I have to eat my way out!.
11 comments:
Wait, is that the end or is there a part three?
The end. What did you think?
I think you could pop a couple more like a 15 year old slapper.
I was considering having a different group of people from the Blogs get together every week. We would wear Masks and have flying cars ect. But apparently some cartoon stole my idea about 20 years before I had it!
SHIT
Fucking anti-time stealing sucks ass. I do it all the time though. So fuck that.
You do a story about life on the road.
The road is fucking hard, the road is fucking tough.
My lawyer has told me just to clarify that as I am wrighting the story I did not in fact die. And Ricardo was a drug dealing, baby killer. So good riddens.
What, my neighbour Ricardo! Shee-it. I knew that fucker was bad news. I don't feel so bad about murdering the sunabitch, now....
Shit.
I never killed nobody, RIGHT!
Well. I'm off for the weekend. I'm goin to bill baley and dillon Moran in Kilarney. I will try to put something new up on Tuesday. Otherwise Bond will be bitching.
Oh, I've learned if you write something about Bond, he'll stop bitching that you're not writing anything.
Also, enjoy the class comedy.
Funny stuff Kelly.However i do enjoy more than a glass of merlot from time to time.How strange.
Yes I realize that I wrote Kilarney in a previous comment but I just spent the weekend in Kilkenny. Still good laugh and I'll try to have a new story ready by Thursday.
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