Anti-Veg

The Anti-vegetarian society for the protection of mankind from it most dangerous enemy, nature.
This is an extract from the minutes of the Second annual general meeting. Lord Fondlebottom Fundleroy outlines some of the main problems there organization is facing in trying to drum up support for wiping out every animal on earth just in case they evolve beyond man kind.
"A complete failure is how I would describe it my learned brothers. Our slogan is not winning the hearts and minds of the people. It just doesn’t appeal to today’s youth. The idea of who would you choose 'a bunny or your family' has prompted a rival group called 'My Mommy before my bunny' to be set up as a counter to as they call us 'The Kill them all and let God sort it out organization'. Not even our campaign to convince the vegetarians that if all animals are dead we will all have to eat their crappy soy food has made a dent in the market.
Quiet literally our most important goal in our coming year is to increase membership and get our message out to more people. I do realize that membership is at an all time high but that is only because Finton's wife had a baby and frankly I would not describe 6 as an all time high."